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Sunday, June 28, 2009

birthdays don't get better than this!

I'm 41 today. It seems like turning 40 was a lot harder!

For those of you who haven't been following me long, I am an avid fan of slasher films of the '70s and '80s along and every kind of B-movie inbetween.

So when I awoke this morning to Alien Apocalypse on the SciFi channel and watched two astronauts battle aliens that resembled termites that drank the nuclear waste (aka Kool-Aid. Heh), I was in seventh heaven!

So these two astronauts, who have been on a decades-long mission, return to earth to find that aliens have taken it over. And the humans were dressed in animal skins with really bad, knotted, never-been-brushed hair. Kinda' made me wanna' reach through the screen with a hairbrush, but I digress.

When the final battle started, I knew it was going to be good and I wasn't disappointed! Yellow gunk oozing from alien bodies as they were punctured with swords and arrows. Alien heads rolling as they were knocked from their bodies. An astronaut spitting on an alien she had just slaughtered. Ahhh, sheer pleasure!!

I'm convinced that in another life I must have been a serial killer. I like this shit waaaaay too much! But I'll worry about that another day! Today, my daughter's coming home from overnight camp and I can't be concerned about possible underlying serial-killer tendencies, now can I?!



Blogger Tug said...

Happy Birthday!!

June 28, 2009 at 4:36 PM  
Blogger Phil said...

Happy Birthday Koolio! I'm glad you're not really taking a break from blogging. I too love campy b-movies. I don't like the serious, well done slasher flicks, I like the really badly done ones. The cheesier the better.

June 29, 2009 at 5:40 AM  
Blogger Bird Shit and Baby Caca said...

my sister and I turn 30 next week...I have having a very hard time with it!

June 29, 2009 at 3:13 PM  
Blogger Bird Shit and Baby Caca said...

oh and Happy Birthday!

June 29, 2009 at 3:14 PM  

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