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Friday, November 7, 2008

a PSA from MADD...

This will be short but certainly not sweet!

We live in a crazy, fucked-up world.

Life is too short. Too short to deal with the motherfucking assholes sharing the roadways with us.

To all the shit-for-brain drivers out there, here's a thought...

IF YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO FUCKING DRIVE, STAY OUT OF OUR DAMN WAY!! BETTER YET, DON'T FUCKING DRIVE, PERIOD!!

This has been a message from MADDDDD - Mothers Against Dumbass Dickhead Dipshit Douchebag Drivers.

Join me in getting the word out! The more D's, the bigger the tits fight!!

Disclaimer: MADDDDD reserves the right to exhibit road rage to any and all drivers in the world who choose to drive with their thumbs up their asses as well as the right to pick anyone off with a sawed-off shotgun.

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posted by Michelle Flaherty at 11:15 AM

3 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's not just mothers! I swear I almost get run over at least twice a day!

November 7, 2008 at 12:11 PM  
Blogger Michelle Flaherty said...

Honey I know it's not just mothers. In fact, I was contemplating calling the organization WADD (Women Against...) which I suppose would have been equally appropriate because I really do allow myself to get my panties in a wad over these crappy drivers!

GP, you are officially a member as I type this! You may have any badge you choose. Better yet, let's all just go get branded!

November 7, 2008 at 3:51 PM  
Blogger Attila the Mom said...

Sign me up!

November 8, 2008 at 9:57 AM  

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