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Thursday, November 13, 2008

i'm in love!!

I know I'm gonna' regret choosing to write this post at this late hour but I just had to tell y'all something and didn't want to put it off in fear that I might forget some important detail!

It's not about the inappreciative bucket of fuck whose purse I returned to her today while at the supermarket and instead of being thanked, I was greeted with "What did you take?"!! Nice huh?! So much for being an honest person!

It's not about the kid who quarterbacked my son's 6th grade football team and who broke both bones in his left forearm but who's still being permitted to try out for the basketball team. This one really irks me and I will most likely address this topic a little later but for now, I must talk about something else.

There is a new show on the Sci-fi channel, which, if you haven't seen yet, you must watch next Wednesday night! It's called Estate of Panic and while I've always said how I despise reality TV, it's absolute genius! The person who thought up the idea behind the show must have been abused in torturous ways as a young child because anyone who's not that psychologically fucked up couldn't possibly dream up something like this!

The show is hosted by the always fabulous British actor, Steve Valentine, who used to play the somewhat creepy medical examiner on the show Crossing Jordan. In a nutshell, six insane people go to this crazy huge mansion and put themselves through sheer torture while collecting as much money as possible through a series of challenges and not being the last one to do so in fear of being locked in or out.

Let me back up for a minute...today, two of my cable boxes went on the fritz, one of which is in my bedroom. Unfortunately, I'm so accustomed to watching TV while in bed at night, that I ended up watching TV in my family room and falling asleep in there, waking to this show. I missed the first challenge but I did watch them pick through high-voltage wires and a ceiling and walls closing in on them, all the while, trying to avoid snakes, worms, crabs and other nasty creepy-crawlies then would curdle your blood!

So the winner was given one last challenge - go into Steve Valentine's vault, collect more money and escape before the door seals shut. The hitch was having an ankle chained to the floor and having to get loose and exit the vault before the last of ten balls drops or he loses all the money he and the others collected throughout the evening, possibly walking away with nothing. I can hear ya'll screaming "motherfucker"! I know! I was too!

So here's the guy, opening 200 safety deposit boxes, releasing possible tools to help him free himself as well as snakes and other nasties and he finally frees himself with a crow bar, grabs some cash and exits just in the nick of time, winning over $28,000!!!

The best part was Steve Valentine ordering the guy to "Now...get out of my house!" and the guy saying in return "Goodbye creepy guy!" I think I howled loud enough to wake up my neighbors two doors down!

It's genius, I tell you! Pure genius!

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6 Comments:

Blogger Attila The Mom said...

"bucket of fuck"? Bahahahahaha!

I can always count on you to increase my vocabulary. :-)

November 13, 2008 at 8:48 AM  
Blogger Giggle Pixie said...

Oh my...I feel another addiction coming on! Gotta see if I get that show on my cable!!

November 13, 2008 at 1:15 PM  
Blogger Charlie said...

I wonder if it's really gonna get good and they'll start ripping off arms and legs and necks and weenies! I mean, they gotta start running out of ideas after a while . . .

November 13, 2008 at 1:17 PM  
OpenID honeywine said...

LOL That sounds freakin awesome! I think they'd have to give me more money than that though.

November 13, 2008 at 10:59 PM  
Anonymous metalmom said...

(I'm still laughing at "bucket of fuck" too!)

I have seen the commercials for this show. I will check it out...only because you say so....so it had better be good!

November 14, 2008 at 6:17 PM  
Blogger Koolio said...

Mom, glad I could help!

GP, I'm already hooked!

Charlie, something tells me it's not going to get that much more violent!

Honey, the money won is the money collected by the contestants throughout the evening. So if you wanna' go on the show, not only do you have to fly to Argentina (a free flight courtesy of the show), but it's up to YOU as to what your winnings are.

MM, you will love the show! My kids saw a repeat of it on Friday afternoon and were on the edge of their seats!

November 15, 2008 at 3:32 PM  

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