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Tuesday, December 2, 2008

fucking awesome!!

Have any of you read this article? It claims that if you spend some time swearing, you'll have less stress in your life. Well shit, I could have fucking told them that!!

So, I hearby proclaim December 2nd as National Swear All You Fucking Want Day! Balls up, people, and join me in this fucking celebratory event! It will fucking rock...if I do say so myself!

Labels: good times, shit fuck damnit, the awesomest, this crazy fucked up world

13 Comments:

Avalon said...: Fuck no! I'm too much of a fuckin lady to do that shit.; December 2, 2008 at 9:16 AM
derfina said...: You do NOT want to unleash this in me-I can be a real fucking cunt when I want to be!; December 2, 2008 at 11:41 AM
Anonymous said...: Fuckin' A!!! It's about time some fuckety fuck gave a fuck enough to proclaim a fuckin' fuck day!

Fuck us all...everyone of us!!; December 2, 2008 at 4:36 PM
Anonymous said...: Fuck that! I'll fucking swear every fucking day if it's good for me!!; December 2, 2008 at 5:25 PM
Leave It To Cleavage said...: Well I'll be a fucknutratfinkfuckfacefarttracker!
I had no fucking idea it was good for me to swear.
I'm going to go play Fuck Fuck Goose.; December 2, 2008 at 7:15 PM
Michelle Flaherty said...: Avalon if you're a lady, I'm afraid to ask what I am!

Derfina, welcome! I think you and I should have a "cunt off". Ask anyone here, I can be a real nasty bitch! And then some!

MM, you said it all - FUCKIN' A!!

GP, you're my kinda' girl!

Leave, well okay then! And I'm pretty sure that most of us already knew it wasn't okay to swear. I mean, it was drilled into our heads by our parents from birth, right?! And I know I tell my kids that all the time!; December 2, 2008 at 8:19 PM
Tug said...: Holyfuckinghellshitfuck I can't believe I got in at the end of the day. Damnedfucking good thing I worked today & it's the norm for me there! Fuckingcocksuckingratbastardmotherofallfuckers.; December 2, 2008 at 9:55 PM
Dai Wei Long said...: I am totally appalled by all the swearing.... and a little turned on too.; December 3, 2008 at 7:19 AM
Michelle Flaherty said...: Fuck you, Dave! *wink* I'm more appalled that Tug swore like a freakin' sailor in the comment above yours! LMAO!; December 3, 2008 at 8:18 AM
Tug said...: Hey now, I had a day's worth to make UP for. ;-) Yeah, that's it...; December 3, 2008 at 1:41 PM
Pandora Wilde said...: Well, would you look at THIS motherfucker? Doesn't give a goddamned moment's notice, just up and declares a fucking day a Fucking Day with a cocksucking capital fucking letter!

If you'd give a fucking bitch a week's notice, you little whore, a cunt could get all fucking warmed up and out-swear your sorry asses all over the fucking Interwebz!

See how you are? Fucking bitch...; December 3, 2008 at 11:18 PM
Michelle Flaherty said...: It's okay Tug. I still love you, potty mouth and all! ;); December 4, 2008 at 5:01 AM
Michelle Flaherty said...: Pan, OMG! THANK YOU for giving me my first huge gufaw of the day! You have out-cursed us all, my dear! I not only proclam NSWAYWD but I proclaim you as the queen! All Hail Fucking Queen Pandora!! xo; December 4, 2008 at 6:50 AM

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Tuesday, December 2, 2008

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