ick and double icky
Have you ever had a dream fantasizing about a particular celebrity?
Last night I had a dream, or should I say nightmare, about sucking face with actor Kevin Spacey.
Now don't get me wrong...I think he's one of the finest actors out there but that doesn't make me want to sleep with him. Ew.
And speaking of ickiness, this past weekend, against my better judgement, I allowed my children to watch Adam Sandler's new flick, You Don't Mess with the Zohan. Let me just start by saying, that I don't really care for Adam Sandler although I will admit that I find some parts of his movies amusing. This was not amusing in the least. Every other second, there was some reference to sex whether he mentioned it or you saw him dry-humping someone or something. And they padded his package so much, it looked like he was sporting a soccer ball in his drawers. If you thought the article I linked to describing the movie was awful to read, trust me when I tell you it was more horrifying to watch!
That's right people, don't mess with watching the Zohan! It'll fuck you up for life!
Last night I had a dream, or should I say nightmare, about sucking face with actor Kevin Spacey.
Now don't get me wrong...I think he's one of the finest actors out there but that doesn't make me want to sleep with him. Ew.
And speaking of ickiness, this past weekend, against my better judgement, I allowed my children to watch Adam Sandler's new flick, You Don't Mess with the Zohan. Let me just start by saying, that I don't really care for Adam Sandler although I will admit that I find some parts of his movies amusing. This was not amusing in the least. Every other second, there was some reference to sex whether he mentioned it or you saw him dry-humping someone or something. And they padded his package so much, it looked like he was sporting a soccer ball in his drawers. If you thought the article I linked to describing the movie was awful to read, trust me when I tell you it was more horrifying to watch!
That's right people, don't mess with watching the Zohan! It'll fuck you up for life!
Labels: movie madness
posted by Michelle Flaherty at
5:59 AM
10 Comments:
That's disappointing. It looked pretty funny. I won't waste the money renting it. Thanks for the tip.
Dave, it's all a matter of opinion. I know some people who totally love Adam Sandler. I can only take him in small doses and the repetitive nature of his actions in the movie got to be annoying. Also, it didn't help that I had two young kids watching something this inappropriate and kept asking what things he said and did meant! UGH!
I actually like most of Adam Sandler's movies in a campy way, but the Zohan sucked hind tit. I don't like propaganda with my comedy. I hated Wall-E for the same reason.
As far as the Kevin Spacey dream goes...*shudder*...Same piss shiver I get thinking about Jeff Goldblum!
My mum liked the film, she saw it on a date as it was the best compromise between Mamma Mia and The Dark Knight.
I have dirty dreams about celebrities all the time. Off the top of my head there has been Gordon Ramsey, Stephen Fry, Boris Johnson and David Tennant. I'm weird, I know.
Derfina, I think most of the movies out there have some kind of propaganda in them. Just 'cause we don't pick up on 'em sometimes doesn't mean they're not necessarily there!
Ooooooooooo yeah, I forgot about Jeff Goldblum!! Good observation! I like him as an actor but every time I see him smoochin' the ladies, I kinda' get the heebie jeebies!
Hey Sam! Well, maybe it's just me but I'd be embarrassed to see the Zohan movie on a date! Especially a first one! I think the other two movies you mentioned sounded like better options!
I can beat that Kevin Spacey dream. Last night I dreamt about my FUCKING EX-HUSBAND!!!
What the hell was up with THAT????
LOLOL
LOL@ GigglePixie That is so wrong!
Thank God I dodged the bullet on Zohan! Hubs wanted to rent it on PPV but fell asleep before he could! Whew!
GP, EEEK! You should run to the nearest shrink to find out what that means! But I suppose you're right...dreaming about my ex is far worse than dreaming about Kevin Spacey!
MM, you should really count your blessings. It was awful!
Once I had a sexy dream about Louie Anderson who was wearing SpongeBob shorts.
I'm still traumatized by it.
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