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Thursday, January 15, 2009

i'm such a lazy shit

Since I've been spending time writing and Facebooking lately and catching up with ex-boyfriends (a story for another day) instead of doing things that I should be doing like, oh, refinancing my mortgage and basically doing whatever I can from allowing this house to fall into the shitter, I have nothing of any interest to write about. Not that I ever do, but today is really nothing.

So whenever there's nothing, out come the "Word of the Day" posts! Yeefuckinhaw!

Today's word is "tordaw".

Again, don't cheat by Googling because this is not a real word. You must write a sentence with a believable definition. And today, you cannot use words in your sentence like 'suck' and 'blow'. Heh.

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5 Comments:

Blogger Dai Wei Long said...

I think you must be dislexic and wrote the word backwards. It's actually not tordaw, it's wadrot, which of course is slang for a certain type of fungus that attacks a man's crotch. If left untreated for long enough it can cause extreme itching and a foul stench. Trust me, you do not want wadrot.

January 15, 2009 at 7:27 AM  
Blogger Bird Shit said...

I am so boring today that I can't even think of a sentence to put that word in...and it's a made up work. how can I go wrong? LOL

January 15, 2009 at 9:35 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Like Bird, above, I'm kind of at a loss on this one. Maybe it's how a Baptist minister (in that booming, Baptist hellfire and brimstone way!) describes how God "tore" something? LOL

January 15, 2009 at 11:49 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I put up crappy looking wallpaper, hated it, and TORDAW down.

January 15, 2009 at 9:12 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I went to the aquarium and saw the TORDAW exhibit.

January 15, 2009 at 9:13 PM  

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